Some jackalope thought he was clever to cover outdoor stairwell footlight lenses with
Graffiti stickers so evening and late night pedestrians were unable to see the brick
steps as they walked from their car to their office.
The cost and effort required to remove the stickers without damaging the fixture makes
the price of infrared security camera equipment seem downright reasonable.
So the smart guy who pulled this stunt will not be nailed with misdemeanor vandalism,
but felony reckless endangerment to the traveling public and disregard for public safety.
Maybe he can plea bargain down to one or two charges and be released after a couple of
years hard time soaked with toxic cleaning chemicals on a chain gang graffiti removal crew.