A blast from the past!
Yes! Before the World Wide Web, Blogs, Vlogs, Podcasts,
Twitter, and EVEN FACEBOOK(!!!!), civilization was blessed with something
called A NEWSPAPER!
Newspapers were the all-knowing, all-seeing omniscient precursor to
People found these newspaper things sold on every street corner, free to
read in every barbershop, restaurant, library,and shoeshine stand.They eagerly
consumed the content therein for all the IMPORTANT EVENTS OF THE DAY.
And sometimes the newspaper Gods would smile on ordinary Pedestrian
Americans and publish their (unpaid) homegrown contributions to
Civilization within the sacred, hallowed pages of the daily press.
So back on December 22, 1991, yours truly found his humble suggestions for
a Safe and Happy Holiday reproduced in the Friday edition of Raleigh’s News &
Observer, thousands of copies of which were distributed all over the State of
North Carolina and other select portions of the United States!
A heady experience for a small town Fixit Guy!
So for a taste of vintage humor enjoy this selection from the voluminous archives
of yesteryear’s Fixit Files!
Note the reference to a spontaneous battery fire! Before laptops and cellphones!